humor: nov 30 -- Nu?

[Nick Brown <nbrown@polymail.cpunix.calpoly.edu>]

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Q. What is the most common disease transmitted by Jewish Mothers?
A. Guilt

Q. What kind of cigarettes do Jewish Mothers smoke?
A. Gefiltered.


Two very elderly Jewish ladies were enjoying the sunshine on a park bench in
Miami.  They had been meeting at that park every sunny day, for over 12
years...chatting, and enjoying each others friendship.  One day, the younger
of the two ladies, turns to the other and says,...." Please don't be angry
with me dear, but I am embarrassed, after all these years...What is your
name?  I am trying to remember, but I just can't."  The older friend stares
at her, looking very distressed, says nothing for two full minutes, and
finally says, "How soon do you have to know ?"



Q. Why did the Jewish Mother want to be buried near Bloomingdale's?
A. So her daughter would visit twice a week

Q. Why do Jewish Mothers make great parole officers?
A. They never let anyone finish a sentence.



An IRS agent goes into a synagogue looking for the rabbi.

"Rabbi", he says when he sees him," do you know a Mr. Katz?"

"Yes, I do," says the rabbi.

"Is he a member of your congregation?" asks the agent.

"Yes, he is," says the rabbi.

"Did he make the $100,000 donation to the synagogue, that he
claims on his return?" asks the agent.

"I assure you that he will!" says the rabbi.


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  This comes from Harry <Whattadeal@aol.com>.  He sends
  out material of a Jewish ethnic and/or religious nature.
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