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Joke: December 24 Santa Is Watching You
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December 24, 1997
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A JUSTICE DEPARTMENT CHRISTMAS
- Submitted by J. Domion
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This has been rumored to have been written for and sung at a U.S.
Department of Justice, Office of Legal Counsel, Christmas party
several years ago.)
Sung to the tune of "Santa Claus is Coming to Town"
You better watch out,
You better not cry,
You better not pout,
I'm telling you why,
Santa Claus is tapping,
Your phone.
He's buggin your room,
He's reading your mail,
He's keeping a file
And runnin a tail
Santa Claus is tapping
Your phone
He hears you in the bedroom
Surveils you out of doors
And if that doesn't get the goods
Then he'll use provocateurs.
So you mustn't assume
That you are secure
On Christmas Eve
He'll kick in your door
Santa Claus is tapping
Your phone...
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