humor 2000: You Might Be An Elementary Teacher!

[Nick Brown <nbrown@calpoly.edu>]

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Are You An Elementary School Teacher?


1. Do you ask guests if they have remembered their scarves
and mittens as they leave your home?

2. Do you move your dinner partner's glass away from the edge
   of the table?

3. Do you ask if anyone needs to go to the bathroom as you
   enter a theater with a group of friends?

4. Do you hand a tissue to anyone who sneezes?

5. Do you refer to happy hour as "snack time"?

6. Do you declare "no cuts" when a shopper squeezes ahead of
   you in a checkout line?

7. Do you say "I like the way you did that" to the mechanic
   who repairs your car to your satisfaction?

8. Do you ask "Are you sure you did your best?" to the mechanic
   who fails to repair your car to your satisfaction?

9. Do you sing the "Alphabet Song" to yourself as you look up a
   number in the phone book?

10. Do you say everything twice? That is, do you repeat everything?

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