humor 2000: The Lonely Frog

[Nick Brown <nbrown@calpoly.edu>]

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Today's Anagram:   Tender names == Endearments
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(that would have been a good one for Valentine's Day)


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Amazing Factoids from the "Year 2000 Doodle and Fact Calendar"
   --- just for fun --- these may or may not be true ---

Good News: Rock and Roll Will Never Die
Bad News:  Music by The Beach Boys was used to create
           a ballet entitled "Deuce Coupe Ballet"

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The Lonely Frog
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

A lonely frog telephoned the Psychic Hotline and asked what
his future holds.

His Personal Psychic Advisor tells him: "You are going to
meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything
about you."

The frog is thrilled, "This is great! Will I meet her at a party?"
he croaks.

"No," says the psychic, "in biology class."



How Do You Like Your Rice?
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

A couple had been dating for quite some number of months when the gentleman
took his girlfriend to a Japanese restaurant.  He was looking over the menu
and he asked her, "How would you like your rice? Fried or Steamed?"

She looks him right in the eye and answers, "Thrown."


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 Why are the Super Bowl winners
 called the World Champions, when
 the world wasn't invited?
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