humor 2000: TRIBOND: Three things with something in common!

[Nick Brown <nbrown@calpoly.edu>]

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>From the game of the same name ....
What do the three things have in common?

 1. Beehive, rooster, barbershop
 2. Edith Ann, Ernestine the Switchboard Operator,
    The Incredible Shrinking Woman
 3. Superman, Batman, Massachsetts
 4. The Ford Motor Company, Nebraska, a penny
 5. Shovel, screen, slant
 6. Checks, bad TV shows, stamps
 7. date, sabal, coconut
 8. The Bounty, The River, The Year Of Living Dangerously
 9. diamond, rubies, Bugs Bunny
10. mouse, bear, booby


ANSWERS BELOW ....
BUT DON'T LOOK TOO SOON ....
AND IN THE MEANTIME ....

> >  Solve the puzzles by saying them out loud, over
> >  and over, faster and faster, repeating the phrase,
> >  until you "hear" the answer.
> >
> >  Example: LAWN SAND JEALOUS (place)
> >  Answer: Los Angeles These are so much fun!
> >
> >  1.  SHOCK CUSSED TOE (~a person~)
> >  2.  SAND TACKLE LAWS (~a fictional character~)
> >  3.  MY GULCH HOARD UN (~a person~)
> >  4.  MOW BEAD HICK (~a book~)
> >  5.  TALL MISCHIEF HER SUN (~a person~)
> >  6.  CHICK HE TUB AN AN US (~a product~)
> >  7.  THOUGH TIGHT AN HICK (~a thing~)
> >  8.  AISLE OH VIEW (~a phrase~)
> >  9.  TUB RAID HEAP HUNCH (~a old TV show~)
> >  10. CARESS TROUGHER CLUMP US (~a person~)
> >  11. DOCKED HEARSE WHOSE (~a person~)
> >  12. THUMB ILL KEY WAKE OWL LICKS HE (~a place~)
> >  13. AGE ANT HUB BLOWS HEAVEN (~a fictional character~)
> >  14. THESE HOUND DOVE MOO SICK (~a movie~)
> >  15. BUCK SPUN HE (~a fictional character~)




Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead.
Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow.
Do not walk beside me, either.
Just leave me alone.

Experience is something you don't
get until just after you need it.

How many of you believe in telekinesis?  Raise my hands.

Don't be irreplaceable; if you can't be replaced,
you can't be promoted.

You can go anywhere you want if you look serious
and carry a clipboard.



..... NOW FOR THE ANSWERS.....

 1. combs
 2. characters played by Lily Tomlin
 3. capes (Cape Cod, MA)
 4. Lincoln
 5. names of passes in football
 6. they're cancelled
 7. types of palm trees
 8. movies featuring Mel Gibson
 9. carets / carrots
10. traps


> >  Answers To "Vocal Puzzles"
> >  1.  Jacques Cousteau
> >  2.  Santa Claus
> >  3.  Michael Jordan
> >  4.  Moby Dick
> >  5.  Thomas Jefferson
> >  6.  Chiquita Banana
> >  7.  The Titanic
> >  8.  I love you
> >  9.  The Brady Bunch
> >  10. Christopher Columbus
> >  11. Doctor Seuss
> >  12. The Milky Way Galaxy
> >  13. Agent 007
> >  14. The Sound of Music
> >  15. Bugs Bunny

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