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humor 2000: Sad News
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Some of you may have already heard about this, but it is with great sadness
that I pass on the following information received from subscriber Maurice
Veteran Pillsbury spokesperson, the Pillsbury Doughboy, died yesterday of a
severe yeast infection and complications from repeated pokes to the belly.
He was 71. Some fervent devotees expected him to rise again, but they were
Doughboy was buried in a slightly greased coffin. The funeral was held at
3:50 for about 20 minutes. Doughboy is survived by his second wife, Play
Dough. They have two children and one in the oven.
The Doughboy rose quickly in show business but his later life was filled
with many turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting
much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at
times he still, as a crusty old man, he was considered a roll model for
Dozens of celebrities turned out, including Mrs. Butterworth, the
California Raisins, Hungry Jack, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies,
Captain Crunch and many others. The graveside was piled high with flours of
Aunt Jemima delivering the eulogy, described Doughboy as a man who "never
knew how much he was kneaded."
Today's Anagram: Alec Guinness == Genuine Class
I like long walks, especially when
they are taken by people who annoy me.
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