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humor 2000: Gates Bashing
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In a world without Windows,
who needs Gates?
If Bill Gates had a dollar for
every time Windows crashed ...
... oh, wait a minute, he does.
The box said "Requires Windows 95, or
better." So I bought a Macintosh!
Today's Anagram: Semolina == Is No Meal
I have flabby thighs. Fortunately,
my stomach covers them. :-)
Thanks to subscriber "bucsncwbys" for
these discoveries that come with age.
It's funny, I don't remember being absent minded.
My wild oats have turned into prunes and All Bran.
I finally got my head together; now my body is falling apart.
I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.
No wonder English is so hard to learn!
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We *polish* the *Polish* furniture.
He could *lead* if he would get the *lead* out.
A farm can *produce* *produce*.
The dump was so full it had to *refuse* *refuse*.
The soldier decided to *desert* in the *desert*.
Nick has a question: what are words like this called?
Homonymns words that have the same sound (and often the same spelling) but
differ in meaning. That's not what we have. Here we have two words that
are spelled the same but have different pronunciations and meanings!
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