humor: aug 13 -- Mikey Likes These!

[Nick Brown <nbrown@polymail.cpunix.calpoly.edu>]

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A grandson went up to his grandpa and said,
"Grandpa, can you talk like a frog?"

"No, why?"
"Just wondering."

A few minutes later the granddaughter came up
and asked, "Grandpa, can you talk like a frog?"

"No. Why do you kids keep asking me if I can talk like a frog?"

"Because Dad said, 'When grandpa croaks, we can go to Disneyland.'"


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A wealthy contractor liked to know
something about all the employees who
worked for him.

One day he came upon a young man who
was expertly counting out a large wad
of the firm's cash.

The contractor asked the man, "Where
did you get your financial training,
young man?"

"Yale," the man answered.

"That's good," said the contractor,
who was an advocate of higher learning.

"What's your name?" he asked.

And the man answered, "Yackson."


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Mikey's Thots for the Day:

Don't learn safety rules simply by accident.

Confidence is the feeling you have
before you really understand the problem.

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     From MIKEY'S FUNNIES, brought to you
     by Mike Atkinson @ YOUTH SPECIALTIES
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