humor: jul 01 -- More Amore

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"When the moon hits your eye
 Like a big pizza pie,
 Thats Amore!"


Nick credits: AndyChap@aol.com
And More Amore: (From the PUNY Group)
Posted from Puns of the Day

	Cynthia MacGregor:

		When a knight's dressed in zinc,
		With a clank and a clink,
		That's armor, eh?

		If her acting is dearer
		And her last name is Shearer,
		That's a Moira.

		When the horse goes up and down
		And the last name's "Go-Round"
 		That's a Merry

		When your friend looks at Othello
		And says just what is that fellow,
		That's a Moor, eh

		When you sing Do, Do, Do,
		'Cause that's as high as you can go,
		You need more Re.

	Gatatomoso:

		When your friend Ray says,
		"Hey Cat which stooge is that?"
		That's a Moe, Ray.

	Clynch Varnadore:

		Channukah's in the air,
		and the candles are there,
		That's Menorah!

		When the fables are read,
		Fairy tales in your head,
		That's a story!

		An apple a day
		Keeps the doctor away,
		That's a core, eh?

	Stan Kegel:

		I've had enough,
		Of this amore stuff,
		Lets have no more, hey!

	Cynthia MacGregor

		Though I hear you protest
		Still I think you just jest
		Let's have more, eh?


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