humor: jul 02 -- Quotes and Quips

["Tim Treaster" <tim@bytewaresys.com>]

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I think age is a very high price to pay for maturity.  --Tom Stoppard

Distance lends enhancement to the view.  --Thomas Campbell

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.  --Don Marquis

Nostalgia is a seductive liar.  --George Ball

It often shows a fine command of a language to say nothing.

Amid a multitude of projects, no plan is devised.  --Syrus

I was young and foolish then; now I am old and foolisher.

Women like silent men. They think they're listening.  --Marcel Archard

There is no time like the pleasant.  --George Bergman

Willpower is the ability to eat one salted peanut.  --Anon

The Atomic Age is here to stay -- but are we?  --Bennet Cerf

Examine what is said, not who speaks.  --Arabian Proverb

We have too many high sounding words, and too few actions that
correspond with them.  --Abigail Adams

An infallible method of conciliating
a tiger is to allow oneself to be
devoured.  --Konrad Adenauer

If the grass is greener in the other
fellow's yard -- let him worry
about cutting it.  --Fred Allen

Politicians are the same all over.
They promise to build a bridge even
when there are no rivers.  --Nikita Khruschev

Ninety-Ninety Rule of Project Schedules:  The first ninety percent of
the task takes ninety percent of the time, and the last ten percent
takes the other ninety percent.


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