humor: jun 29 -- Pun/Riddles

["Tim Treaster" <tim@bytewaresys.com>]

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From: Walker Family <walkers4@pacbell.net>
aka funny bone <funny-bone+AEA@lists.spunge.org>
Reply-To: funnyguy@spunge.org

++++++++++++++++++++ Funny-Bone ++++++++++++++++++++

First, the questions!

A Leprechaun writes an "elf help book" containing
recipes for dishes using purple fruit. For professional
reasons he wishes to conceal his true identity yet still
have his book appeal to the "little people."
What should he do?

What defensive retort did the dog make when his owner
accused him of chewing a bone from a canine road kill?

When transporting them overseas, where is a Frenchman
likely to carry his snails?

What do mute physicists use to communicate their theories?

What is the name of the new product merchandised for
closing small lacerations at home without calling a doctor?

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The leprechaun should use s gnome de plum (By Gary Hallock)

The dog replies, IT TAKES ONE TO GNAW ONE (By Marilyn Escue)

The snails travel IN ESCARGO SHIP (By Gary Hallock)

Mute physicists communicate in SINE LANGUAGE (By David Bunch)

The item is called SUTURE SELF (By Stan Kegel)


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