humor: jul 12 -- REBUS LIST 03

["Tim Treaster" <tim@bytewaresys.com>]

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A rebus is a representation of words
in the form of pictures or symbols,
often presented as a puzzle.

For example.....   ISOCKT
represents the phrase
"put a sock in it".

So if you are in the mood, try these.
 [ a fixed-width font might help ]


1. B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B

2. THIRIGHTNGS

3. CH CE    AN

4. T O T O O

5. EKORTS

6. NOONMIDNIGHT

7. trans  mission

8. TIMING      TIM   ING

9. MPOSSIBL

10. NHAPPY


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THINGS YOU WOULD NEVER KNOW WITHOUT THE MOVIES

When they are alone, all foreigners prefer to speak English to each other.

If being chased through town, you can usually take cover in a
passing St. Patrick's Day parade - at any time of year.

The Chief of Police will almost always suspend his star detective -
or give him 48 hours to finish the job.

All grocery bags contain at least one stick of French Bread.

It's easy for anyone to land a plane providing there is someone
there to talk you down.

The ventilation system of any building is the perfect hiding place - no one
will ever think of looking for you in there and you can travel to any other
part of the building undetected.
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1. Making a beeline

2. Right in the middle of things

3. An outside chance

4. Putting two and two together

5. backstroke

6. time after time

7. a break in transmission

8. split-second timing

9. Almost impossible

10. Unhappy without you



	AND A FINAL PUN
	from Thomas S. Ellsworth
	tellswor@slonet.org
	http://www.slonet.org/~tellswor


	The editors of Webster's Dictionary met
	to decide how to abridge the new edition.

	"We are listing too many old words that
	no one uses any more, they've got to go,"
	said the chief editor. "It's time we face
	the fact that .... we can't have archaic
	and edit too."


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