humor: jul 11 -- Chocolate!!

["Tim Treaster" <tim@bytewaresys.com>]

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If you get melted chocolate all over your hands,
you're eating it too slowly.

Chocolate covered raisins, cherries, orange slices
and strawberries all count as fruit, so eat as many
as you want.

Problem:
How to get 2 pounds of chocolate
home from the store in hot car.
	Solution:
	Eat it in the parking lot.

Diet tip:  Eat a chocolate bar before each meal.
It'll take the edge off your appetite and you'll eat less.

A nice box of chocolates provide your total daily
intake of calories in one place.  Isn't that handy?

If you can't eat all your chocolate, it will keep
in the freezer.  But if you can't eat all your chocolate,
it may be a sign of a deeper problem.

If calories are an issue, store your chocolate on top
of the fridge. Calories are afraid of heights and they
will jump out of the chocolate to protect themselves.

Equal amounts of dark chocolate and
white chocolate is a balanced diet.

Two phrases:  Money talks.  Chocolate sings.

The preservatives in chocolate make you look younger.

Q.  Why is there no such organization as Chocoholics Anonymous?
A.  Because no one wants to quit.

If not for chocolate, there would be no need
for control top pantyhose. An entire garment
industry would be devastated.

Put "eat chocolate" at the top of your
list of things to do today.  That
way, at least you'll get one thing done.


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