humor: may 25 -- My Boss (not really)

[Nick Brown <nbrown@polymail.cpunix.calpoly.edu>]

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MY BOSS . . . .

     My Boss was angered by a recent performance evaluation that suggested
     he continue his education. He sent a copy of the evaluation to me with
     a post-it note attached. It read "Is this dum, or what?"

     My Boss can't call what he does supervision.
     But there's nothing 'super' or 'visionary' about it.

     I work at a fast food restaurant. One day my Boss said, "The sign
     of a good manager is that he can stand at the front counter and do
     nothing." To which I replied, "Well, you're doing a great job then."

     At our annual planning meeting my Boss said: "I would like
     some volunteers to head these work groups. I already have
     some volunteers in mind".

     Comment from my Boss during my performance evaluation: "Once in
     my career I didn't get along with my Boss either. BUT when he
     told me how it was affecting my performance, I immediately did
     a 360 degree turnaround. I expect the same from you."


The Japanese Haiku poem has a specific
structure.  The number of syllables on
each line must follow the pattern 5/7/5.
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The code was willing,
It considered your request,
But the chips were weak.
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Printer not ready.
Could be a fatal error.
Have a pen handy?
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A file that big?
It might be very useful.
But now it is gone.
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Errors have occurred.
We won't tell you where or why.
Lazy programmers.
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Server's poor response
Not quick enough for browser.
Timed out, plum blossom.
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