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humor: jun 02 -- Newspaper Headlines (I)



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  ACTUAL NEWSPAPER HEADLINE (I)

  Include your Children when Baking Cookies
  Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
  Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
  Drunk Gets Nine Months in Violin Case

  Survivor of Siamese Twins Joins Parents
  Farmer Bill Dies in House
  Iraqi Head Seeks Arms
  Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted

  British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands
  Lung Cancer in Women Mushrooms
  Eye Drops off Shelf

  Teacher Strikes Idle Kids
  Squad Helps Dog Bite Victim
  Enraged Cow Injures Farmer with Ax
  Plane Too Close to Ground, Crash Probe Told
  Miners Refuse to Work after Death

  Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
  Two Soviet Ships Collide, One Dies
  Killer Sentenced to Die for Second Time in 10 Years
  War Dims Hope for Peace
  If Strike isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last a While

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