humor: jun 03 -- Newspaper Headlines (II)

[Nick Brown <nbrown@polymail.cpunix.calpoly.edu>]

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  ACTUAL NEWSPAPER HEADLINES (II)

  Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
  Enfields Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
  Red Tape Holds Up New Bridge
  Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead

  Man Struck by Lightning Faces Battery Charge
  New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
  Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
  Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
  Chef Throws His Heart into Helping Feed Needy

  Arson Suspect is Held in Massachusetts Fire
  British Union Finds Dwarfs in Short Supply
  Lansing Residents Can Drop Off Trees
  Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half

  Man Minus Ear Waives Hearing
  Deaf College Opens Doors to Hearing
  Air Head Fired
  Steals Clock, Faces Time

  Old School Pillars are Replaced by Alumni
  Bank Drive-in Window Blocked by Board
  Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
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