humor: jun 04 -- The Doctor, the Scot, and the Irishman

[Nick Brown <nbrown@polymail.cpunix.calpoly.edu>]

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>From "Bill's Punch Line"
With thanks to BarakelPG <BarakelPG@aol.com>
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        A doctor fell into a well,
         and broke his collar-bone.
        A doctor should attend the sick,
         and leave the well alone.


From: Stan Kegel <kegel@fea.net>

When Leif Ericson returned from his New World voyage, he found that his
name had been dropped from the registry of his hometown. He reported the
omission to the chief town official who, deeming it a slight to a
distinguished citizen, protested strongly to the district census taker.

"I'm terribly sorry," apologized that officer in great embarrassment.
"I must have taken Leif off my census."


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From: Tom Ervin <ervint@u.arizona.edu>
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A Scotsman and an Irishman on death row were scheduled for back
to back executions. On the appointed day, the warden asked each
if he had a last request.

"Yes, sir," the Scotsman said. "I'd really like
to hear some bagpipe music one last time."

"And you?" the warden asked the Irishman.

"Please," the Irishman pleaded,
"Kill me first."

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