Joke: billboards

[Eric Thelin <eric@generation-i.com>]

This was supposedly a real billboard campaign in Florida (including
posters in buses) that listed "messages from above."

 1.   "Let's Meet At My House Sunday Before the Game " - God
 2.   "C'mon Over And Bring The Kids " -  God
 3.   "What Part of "Thou Shalt Not..." Didn't You Understand?" - God
 4.   "We Need To Talk" - God
 5.   "Keep Using My Name in Vain And I'll Make Rush Hour Longer" - God
 6.   "Loved The Wedding, Invite Me To The Marriage" - God
 7.   "That "Love Thy Neighbor" Thing, I Meant It." - God
 8.   "I Love You...I Love You...I Love You..." - God
 9.   "Will The Road You're On Get You To My Place?" - God
10.  "Follow Me." - God
11.  "Big Bang Theory, You've Got To Be Kidding." - God
12.  "My Way Is The Highway." - God
13.  "Need Directions?" - God
14.  "You Think It's Hot Here?" - God
15.  "Tell The Kids I Love Them." - God
16.  "Need a Marriage Counselor?  I'm Available." - God
17.  "Have You Read My #1 Best Seller?  There Will Be A Test." - God