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A man on his way home from work at the Pentagon came to a dead halt in traffic and thought
to himself, "Wow, this traffic seems worse than usual. Nothing's even moving." He notices a
police officer walking back and forth between the lines of cars so he rolls down his window and
asks, "Excuse me, Officer, what's the hold up?"
The Officer replies, "The President just found out Starr has delivered another report to the
Congress and he's all depressed. He stopped his motorcade in the middle of the Beltway and
he's threatening to douse himself in gasoline and set himself on fire. He says his family hates
him and he doesn't have the $33.5 million he owes his lawyers. I'm walking around taking up a
collection for him". "Oh really? How much have you collected so far?" "I've got a lot of folks still
siphoning; but right now I have about three hundred gallons."
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