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Joke: The Hi Tech Hillbilly
Technology fer "country folk":
LOG ON: Making a wood stove hotter.
LOG OFF: Don't add no more wood.
MONITOR: Keeping an eye on the woodstove.
DOWNLOAD: Gettin the farwood off the truk
MEGA HERTZ: When yer not keerful gettin the farwood off the truk
FLOPPY DISC: Whatcha git from tryin to carry too much farwood
RAM: That thar thing whut splits the farwood
HARD DRIVE: Gettin home in the winter time
PROMPT: Whut the mail ain't in the winter time
WINDOWS: Whut to shut in the winter time
SCREEN: Whut to shut when it's blak fly season
BYTE: Whut dem dang flys do
CHIP: Munchies fer the TV
MICRO CHIP: Whut's in the bottom of the munchie bag
MODEM: Whacha did to the hay fields
DOT MATRIX: Old Dan Matrix's wife
LAP TOP: Whar the kitty sleeps
NETWORK: fixin the fishin gear
LAN: where you threw fishin gear from
LAN MANAGER: the missus
IBM: Envy - as in "I be 'im iffin I'd the muney"
PC: Pissin Cabin (the backhouse)
BANDWIDTH: Min'mum stage size summer's bluegrass fest
KEYBOARD: Whar ya hang the dang truck keys
SOFTWARE: Them dang plastic forks and knifs
MOUSE: What eats the grain in the barn
MAIN FRAME: Holds up the barn ruf
PORT: Fancy Flatlander wine
ENTER: Northerner talk fer, C'Mon in y'all
RANDOM ACCESS MEMORY: When ya cain't 'member whut ya paid fer the rifle
MOUSE PAD: That's hippie talk fer the rat hole.
FAULTY BACKUP: Pregnant mistress
INCREMENTAL BACKUP: Child support for mistress
ZIP DRIVE: Shuttin up the missus in the truk.