Joke: The Value of Roof Preading

[Eric Thelin <eric@generation-i.com>]

                  The Value of Roof Preading
 
ON TESCO'S TIRIMISU DESERT - Do not turn upside down. (Printed
on the bottom of the box.)

ON MARKS & SPENCER BREAD PUDDING - Product will be hot after
heating

ON PACKAGING FOR A ROWENTA IRON - Do not Iron clothes on body

ON BOOTS CHILDREN'S COUGH MEDICINE - Do not drive car or operate
machinery

ON NYTOL (A SLEEP AID) - Warning: may cause drowsiness

ON A KOREAN KITCHEN KNIFE - Warning: keep out of children

ON A STRING OF CHINESE MADE CHRISTMAS LIGHTS - For indoor or
outdoor use only.

ON A JAPANESE FOOD PROCESSOR - Not to be used for the other use.

ON SAINSBURY'S PEANUTS - Warning: contains nuts

ON AN AMERICAN AIRLINES PACKET OF NUTS - Instructions: open
packet, eat nuts.

ON A SWEDISH CHAINSAW - Do not attempt to stop chain with your
hands.

ON A PACKET OF SUNMAID RAISINS - Why not try tossing over your
favorite breakfast cereal?