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Joke: June 29 - More Funny Signs
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June 29, 1998
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MORE FUNNY SIGNS
- Submitted by Joke-Of-The-Day.com members
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Here again is one of the most popular features of Joke-Of-The-Day.com,
our funny sign series.
If you have seen a hilarous sign, let us know and we will make you and the
sign famous. E-mail us at SIGNS@Joke-Of-The-Day.com
Eric, JokeMaster
AND HERE THEY ARE:
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Seen on a Holiday Inn in Hyannis Mass-
"Sleep with someone you know"
- Danielle Larsson
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Seen on barn in Hooper, Utah.
"Trespassers will be shot.
Survivors will be shot again!"
and
"Is there life after death?
Trespass here will find out."
- Bob Gray
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At a home cookin' restaurant in Oklahoma:
"The best piece of chicken you'll ever get without being a rooster"
- Stephanie Luker
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On a BUMPER STICKER
I may be fat
But You're Ugly
and I can diet
- John K. Busch
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At an ATM machine, the sign said "If you are blind, please use the
braile keys".
- Heathyr King
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Sign seen on a main road in downtown Baghdad:
"NO BARKING HERE"
(It turns out that the Iraqis pronounce their Ps as Bs;)
- Aseem Kr Chawla
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A sign at a hospital for people with Hemroides, reads,
"All deliveries made inrear
- PRivera
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I've been playing sign games since my dad got his
first car in 1940. Recently I saw this one:
Free wood for sale.
- Delores Ellis
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On the I-5 North freeway in San Diego, the California
Department of Transportation has kindly erected a sign for
the nautically challenged:
"Cruise Ships Use Airport Exit"
- jj markham
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There used to be a sign I'd see while driving down New York
Avenue in D.C., but the facility isn't there anymore;
they must've moved.
DISTRICT OF COLUMBIA SPAY/NEUTER CLINIC
Department of Human Services
- Neil Manson
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In this building you can smoke every other day.
Today you can't smoke.
- Roie Marianer'
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