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Joke: June 20/21 - New Sayings for the 90s




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               NEW SAYINGS FOR THE 90s               
                          - Submitted by  L. Loster
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       Send Us your own phrases for the 90s to:
                 PHRASES@joke-of-the-day.com

Blamestorming: Sitting around in a group discussing why a 
               deadline was missed or a project failed, and 
               who was  responsible.

Ego Surfing:  Scanning the Net, databases, print media and so on, 
              looking for references to one's own name.

Swiped Out:   An ATM or credit card that has been rendered useless 
              because the magnetic strip is worn away from extensive use.
              (And it only happens when you only have $.23
              cents in your wallet)

GOOD Job:     A "Get-Out-Of-Debt" job.  A well-paying job people take 
              in order to pay off their debts, one that they will 
              quit as soon as they are solvent again.

Tourists:    People who take training classes just to get a vacation 
             from their jobs. "We had three serious students in  the class; 
             the rest were just tourists."

Beepilepsy:  The brief seizure people sometimes have when their beeper 
             goes off (especially in vibrator mode).  Characterized by 
             physical spasms, goofy facial expressions and interruption 
             of speech in mid-sentence.

SnailMail.  "REAL" amil that the post office actucally sends 
             PS. In the US, Personal snail mail has dropped 10% last
             because of email

Starter:     A short-lived first marriage that ends in divorce 
Marriage     with no kids, no property and no regrets.

SITCOMs:     What yuppies turn into when they have children and
             one of them stops working to stay home with the kids. 
             Stands for Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage.

Mouse Potato: The online, wired generation's answer to 
              the couch potato.  ARE YOU ONE?

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