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Joke: June 20/21 - New Sayings for the 90s
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NEW SAYINGS FOR THE 90s
- Submitted by L. Loster
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Send Us your own phrases for the 90s to:
PHRASES@joke-of-the-day.com
Blamestorming: Sitting around in a group discussing why a
deadline was missed or a project failed, and
who was responsible.
Ego Surfing: Scanning the Net, databases, print media and so on,
looking for references to one's own name.
Swiped Out: An ATM or credit card that has been rendered useless
because the magnetic strip is worn away from extensive use.
(And it only happens when you only have $.23
cents in your wallet)
GOOD Job: A "Get-Out-Of-Debt" job. A well-paying job people take
in order to pay off their debts, one that they will
quit as soon as they are solvent again.
Tourists: People who take training classes just to get a vacation
from their jobs. "We had three serious students in the class;
the rest were just tourists."
Beepilepsy: The brief seizure people sometimes have when their beeper
goes off (especially in vibrator mode). Characterized by
physical spasms, goofy facial expressions and interruption
of speech in mid-sentence.
SnailMail. "REAL" amil that the post office actucally sends
PS. In the US, Personal snail mail has dropped 10% last
because of email
Starter: A short-lived first marriage that ends in divorce
Marriage with no kids, no property and no regrets.
SITCOMs: What yuppies turn into when they have children and
one of them stops working to stay home with the kids.
Stands for Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage.
Mouse Potato: The online, wired generation's answer to
the couch potato. ARE YOU ONE?
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