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Joke: January 26 - What A Choice + More Clinton
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January 26, 1998
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WHAT A CHOICE!
- Submitted by A. Loling
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For three years, the young attorney had been taking his brief
vacations at this country inn. The last time he'd finally managed
an affair with the innkeeper's daughter.
Looking forward to an exciting few days, he dragged his suitcase
up the stairs of the inn, then stopped short. There sat his
lover with an infant on her lap!
"Helen, why didn't you write when you learned you were pregnant?"
he cried. "I would have rushed up here, we could have gotten married,
and the baby would have my name!"
"Well," she said, "when my folks found out about my condition,
we sat up all night talkin' and talkin' and decided it would be
better to have a bastard in the family than a
lawyer."
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Is it true that President Clinton's favorite movie
is "Free Willy"?
- AndeeReg
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For those of you who remember the motto at the democratic headquarters
prior to the election - "It's the economy stupid" now comes a more
appropriate motto:
"IT'S THE ZIPPER STUPID"
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The new scandal is being called "ForniGATE" or "Forna-GATE"
Choose your own spelling
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The Federal Trade Commission is investigating the case as well...
as an illegal merger.
- J. Gross
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First they complain that you AREN'T spending enough time with the
interns . . . .
- Steve Rice
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Clinton's problem is that he can't keep Air Force One in the hangar
- AAL187
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