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TODAY's JOKE
January 24 / 25 , 1998
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RESPONSE FROM THE CLINTON JOKE
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Yesterday's TOP 10 CLINTON EXCUSES brought in thousands of comments
Some fell off their chairs reading it, while other wanted to throw their
chairs at us. The response overall was great. A 5.7 from Joke Members
For those who complained about us defaming the president or making fun
of someone who has not been proven guilty yet, stop complaining.
Anyone who takes the office of President or Prime Minister is a
complete open target for humor, and whether you love Clinton or hate him,
he continually puts himself in these positions.
To sum up the response is a comment that just came in from one of our members.
"One made me laugh, one got an "ugh". I do like Clinton, but
I think that anyone who can't take a joke should not be
allowed to be in power."
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PRONUNCIATION
- Submitted by K. Leval
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A man and his wife were driving their Recreational Vehichle across
the country and were nearing a town spelled Kissimee.
They noted the strange spelling and tried to figure how to
pronounce it - KISS-a-me; kis-A-me; kis-a-ME. They grew
more perplexed as they drove into the town.
Since they were hungry, they pulled into a place to get
something to eat. At the counter, the man said to the waitress:
"My wife and I can't seem to be able to figure out how to pronounce this
place. Will you tell me where we are and say it very slowly so that I
can understand."
The waitress looked at him and said: "Buuurrrgerrr Kiiiinnnng."
MORE CLINTON JOKES
(Obviously of a sexual nature)
- Submitted by Joke-Of-The-Day.com members
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Did you know that Hillary Clinton just wrote a new book?
It's titled, "It Takes a Village to Satisfy My Husband"
- Michelle Tinder
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Did you hear? Gore is only one orgasm away from the presidency.
- Chris Webb
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Q: What were Clinton's fist words to Paula Jones at the deposition?
A: "So now you open your mouth!"
- Bobby Terrell
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I'm only as old as the woman I feel.
- Douw Venter"
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The reason First Lady wears the pant in the house is because
the President can't never keep his on !
- Noy Lounnarath
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Last summer, the President and Mrs. Clinton were vacationing in their
home state of Arkansas. On a venture one day, they stopped at a
service stationto fill up their car with gas. It seemed that the
owner of the station was once Hillary's high school love.
They exchanged hellos and then the White House couple went on their way.
As they were driving on to their final destination, Bill put his arm
around Hillary and said, "Well, honey, if you had stayed with him, you
would now be the wife of a service station owner."
She smirked and replied, "No! If I had stayed with him,
HE would be the President of the United States TODAY!"
- Dr. David
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