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Joke: January 27 - A few short ones
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January 27, 1998
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THE Professor
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A linguistics professor was lecturing to his class one day.
"In English," he said, "A double negative forms a positive.
In some languages, though, such as Russian, a double negative is
still a negative. However, there is no language wherein a double
positive can form a negative."
A voice from the back of the room piped up, "Yeah, right."
HEARING vs. LISTENING
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What a woman says:
Cmon...This place is a mess! You and I need to clean. Your pants are on
the floor and you'll have no clothes if we don't do laundry now!
What a man hears:
C'MON....blah, blah, blah YOU AND I blah, blah, blah, blah, blah ON
THE
FLOOR blah, blah, blah, NO CLOTHES blah, blah, blah, blah, NOW!
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