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Joke: January 7 - Odes from the Bathroom Wall
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ODES FROM THE BATHROOM WALLS
- Submitted by Gremchile
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Some ordinary folks become great philosophers when they are
sitting alone in the bathroom stalls of the world contemplating
lifešs problems. Here are a few gems.
Make love, not war. -Hell, do both: get married!
Women's restroom,
- The Filling Station. Bozeman, Montana
I've decided that to raise my grades I must lower my standards.
- Houghton Library, Harvard University. Cambridge, Massachusetts.
It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.
- Written in the dust on the back of a bus. Wickenburg, Arizona.
If voting could really change things, it would be illegal.
- Revolution Books. New York, New York.
Don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die.
- Men's restroom, Murphy's, Champaign, IL
A Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles,
you're going to have trouble with it.
- Women's restore, Dick's Last Resort. Dallas, Texas. .
No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of
putting up with her crap.
- Men's Room, Linda's Bar and Grill., Chapel Hill, North Carolina.
At the feast of ego, everyone leaves hungry.
- Bentley's House of Coffee and Tea, Tucson, Arizona.
G-d is dead. -Nietzsche
Nietzsche is dead. -G-d
- The Tombs Restaurant. Washington, D.C
If pro is opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress?
Congress!
- Men's restroom, House of Representatives. Washington, D.C.
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