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Joke: January 8 - What Women Really Mean
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TODAY's JOKE
January 8, 1998
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Yesterday's Odes from the bathroom wall di pretty well
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WHAT WOMEN REALLY MEAN
(an updated version)
- Submitted by Harsh Javeri
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CAN'T WE JUST BE FRIENDS?
there is no way in hell I'm going to let any
part of your body touch any part of mine, again
I JUST NEED SOME SPACE
without you in it
DO I LOOK FAT IN THIS DRESS?
we haven't had a fight in a while
NO, PIZZA'S FINE
you cheap slob!
I JUST DON'T WANT A BOYFRIEND NOW
I just don't want YOU as a boyfriend now
I DON'T KNOW; WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?
I can't believe you have nothing planned
COME HERE
my puppy does this too
I LIKE YOU, BUT
I don't like you
OF COURSE I LOVE YOU
just not in THAT way
YOU NEVER LISTEN
you never listen
WE'RE MOVING TOO QUICKLY
I'm not going to sleep with you until I find out
if this guy at the gym has a girlfriend
I'LL BE READY IN A MINUTE
I'm ready, but I'm going to make you wait because I know you will
OH, NO, I'LL PAY FOR MYSELF
I'm just being nice; there is no way I'm going dutch
OH YES!!! RIGHT THERE
well, near there; I just want to get this over with
I'M JUST GOING OUT WITH THE GIRLS
We're gonna get sloppy and make fun of you and your friends
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