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January 5, 1998
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Top Ten Worst Things to See Written on
Your FINALS PAPER Paper in Red Ink:
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Well Finals are over for most of our student member, and many of
you are still at home or on the beach somewhere.
So just in case, you haven't got them back yet, here are some
reminders of what you may see when you get back.
10. See me after class.
9. Did you even read the material?
8. It's a C, but it's a strong C.
7. Fascinatingly convoluted.
6. My, what nice, big margins!
5. You must've been up all last night.
4. The book ends differently than the movie.
3. Spelling requires more than just sounding it out.
2. Are you familiar with the term "plagiarism"?
1. Tell your mom to try harder.
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