humor: dec 05 -- Sunday Stuff

[Nick Brown <nbrown@polymail.cpunix.calpoly.edu>]

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THOUGHTFUL STUFF ........

Have you ever watched kids
on a merry-go-round..
Or listened to the rain lapping on the ground?
Ever followed a butterfly's erratic flight
Or gazed at the sun into the fading night?

You better slow down
Don't dance so fast
Time is short
The music won't last.


Do you run through each day on the fly?
When you ask "How are you?"
Do you hear the reply?
When the day is done,
Do you lie in your bed
With the next hundred chores
Running through you head?

You'd better slow down
Don't dance so fast
Time is short
The music won't last.


Ever told your child,
We'll do it tomorrow
And in your haste, not see his sorrow?
Ever lost touch,
Let a good friendship die
'Cause you never had time
To call and say "Hi"?

You'd better slow down
Don't dance so fast
Time is short
The music won't last.


When you run so fast to get somewhere
You miss half the fun of getting there.
When you worry and hurry through your day,
It is like an unopened gift....
Thrown away....

Life is not a race.
Do take it slower
Hear the music
Before the song is over.


================    SERIOUS STUFF ........



 A minister passing through his church
 in the middle of the day,
 Decided to pause by the altar
 and see who had come to pray.

 Just then the back door opened,
 a man came down the aisle,
 The minister frowned as he saw
 the man hadn't shaved in a while.

 His shirt was kinda shabby
 and his coat was worn and frayed,
 the man knelt, he bowed his head,
 then rose and walked away.

 In the days that followed,
 each noon time came this chap,
 each time he knelt just for a moment,
 a lunch pail in his lap.

 Well, the minister's suspicions grew,
 with robbery a main fear,
 He decided to stop the man and ask him,
 "What are you doing here?"

 The old man said, he worked down the road.
 Lunch was half an hour.
 Lunchtime was his prayer time,
 for finding strength and power.

 "I stay only moments, see,
 because the factory is so far away;
 as I kneel here talking to the Lord,
 this is kinda what I say:

 "I JUST CAME AGAIN TO TELL YOU, LORD,
          HOW HAPPY I HAVE BEEN,
 SINCE WE FOUND EACH OTHER'S FRIENDSHIP
        AND YOU TOOK AWAY MY SIN.
     DON'T KNOW MUCH OF HOW TO PRAY,
     BUT I THINK ABOUT YOU EVERYDAY.
   SO, JESUS, THIS IS JIM JUST CHECKING IN."

 The minister feeling foolish,
 told Jim, that was fine.
 He told the man he was welcome
 to come and pray just anytime.

 Time to go, Jim smiled, said
 "Thanks" He hurried to the door.
 The minister knelt at the altar,
 he'd never done it before.

 His cold heart melted, warmed with love,
 and met with Jesus there.
 As the tears flowed, in his heart,
 he repeated old Jim's prayer:

 "I JUST CAME AGAIN TO TELL YOU, LORD,
          HOW HAPPY I HAVE BEEN,
 SINCE WE FOUND EACH OTHER'S FRIENDSHIP
       AND YOU TOOK AWAY MY SIN.
    I DON'T KNOW MUCH OF HOW TO PRAY,
     BUT I THINK ABOUT YOU EVERYDAY.
   SO, JESUS, THIS IS ME JUST CHECKING IN."

 Past noon one day, the minister noticed
 that old Jim hadn't come.
 As more days passed without Jim,
 he began to worry some.

 At the factory, he asked about him,
 learning he was ill.
 The hospital staff was worried,
 but he'd given them a thrill.

 The week that Jim was with them,
 brought changes in the ward.
 His smiles, a joy contagious.
 Changed people, were his reward.

 The head nurse couldn't understand
 why Jim was so glad,
 when no flowers, calls or cards came,
 not a visitor he had.

 The minister stayed by his bed,
 he voiced the nurse's concern:
 No friends came to show they cared.
 He had nowhere to turn.

 Looking surprised, old Jim spoke up
 and with a winsome smile;
 "the nurse is wrong, she couldn't know,
 that in here all the while
 everyday at noon He's here,
 a dear friend of mine, you see,
 He sits right down, takes my hand,
 leans over and says to me:

 "I JUST CAME AGAIN TO TELL YOU, JIM,
        HOW HAPPY I HAVE BEEN,
     SINCE WE FOUND THIS FRIENDSHIP,
       AND I TOOK AWAY YOUR SIN.
     ALWAYS LOVE TO HEAR YOU PRAY,
      I THINK ABOUT YOU EACH DAY,
      AND SO JIM, THIS IS JESUS
             CHECKING IN."

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