humor: jul 13 -- Stephen Wright's Dog

["Tim Treaster" <tim@bytewaresys.com>]

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I first mailed this out July 1, 1996.
It is a quick humor collage of quotes
from Stephen Wright, a man whose logic
deserves careful study in a padded room.


          I bought a dog the other day...I named him Stay.  It's fun
          to call him..."Come here, Stay!  Come here, Stay!" ....

          I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes.  They had little
          pictures of cats on them.  Then I took one out and he ran
          around in circles.

          The other day, I was walking my dog around my building...on
          the ledge.  Some people are afraid of heights.  Not me, I'm
          afraid of widths.

          I spilled spot remover on my dog. He's gone now.

          They say we're 98% water. We're that close to
          drowning...(picks up his glass of water from the stool)
          I like to live on the edge...

          I bought some powdered water,
          but I don't know what to add to it.

          My aunt gave me a walkie-talkie for my birthday. She says
          if I'm good, she'll give me the other one next year.

                        -- Steven Wright


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