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Joke: December 10 - IS SANTA A BABE??

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                 Joke for December 10, 1998

                      IS SANTA A BABE?
                    Submitted by S Dawson
I think Santa Claus is a woman....I hate to be the one 
to defy a sacred myth, but I believe he's a she. 
Think about it...

For starters, the vast majority of men don't even think 
about selecting gifts until Christmas Eve. Once at the mall, 
they always seem surprised to find only lingerie suitable for 
street walkers, cheap perfume, or any sharp object made 
by Ronco which slices or dices, left on the shelves. 
On this count alone, I'm convinced Santa is a woman.

Surely, if he were a man, everyone in the universe would wake 
up Christmas morning to find a PlayStation under the tree, 
still in the bag.
And a male Santa would inevitably have transportation problems
because he would get lost up there in the snow and clouds and 
then refuse to stop and ask for directions.
Other reasons why Santa can't possibly be a man:
 - Men can't wrap presents
 - Men would rather be dead than caught wearing red velvet.
 - Men would feel their masculinity is threatened...
   having to be seen with all those elves.
 - Men don't answer their mail.  (Except email of course)
 - Men aren't interested in stockings UNLESS somebody's wearing them.
 - Having to do the Ho Ho Ho thing would seriously inhibit 
   their ability to pick up babes.
 - Finally, being responsible for Christmas would require a commitment

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