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humor: Dogz and Catz

A master calls his/her pet.
        A dog looks at its master, runs to the master, wags
his tail, jumps up and down in excitement, wiggles his entire
body, hangs out his tongue, while saying, "Yes, yes, yes!!
What can I do for you?  What can I do for you?  What can I do
for YOU?"
        A cat looks at its (hah!) master and says, "So?!?"


"Top Dog And Cat Characteristics"

11.  Dogs come when you call them.  Cats take a message and
get back to you when they are good and ready.

10.  Dogs look much better at the end of a leash.

9.  Dogs will let you give them a bath without taking out a
contract on your life.

8.  Dogs will bark to wake you up if the house is on fire. Cats
will quietly sneak out the back door.

7.  Dogs will bring you your slippers or the evening newspaper.
Cats might bring you a dead mouse.

6.  Dogs will play Frisbee with you all afternoon. Cats will take
a three-hour nap.

5.  Dogs will sit on the car seat next to you. Cats have to have
their own private box or they will not go at all.

4.  Dogs will greet you and lick your face when you come home
from work.  Cats will be mad that you went to work at all.

3.  Dogs will sit, lie down, and heel on command. Cats will smirk
and walk away.

2.  Dogs will tilt their heads and listen whenever you talk. Cats
will yawn and close their eyes.

1.  Dogs will give you unconditional love forever. Cats will make
you pay for every mistake you've ever made since the day you
were born.

	(Now we know why men are compared to dogs
  	 and women are compared to cats??!!)

Uh, nothing, honey -- I was just sending out my jokes.   :-)