Joke: New Viruses

[Eric Thelin <eric@generation-i.com>]

Beware of these Viruses... It might destroy your Computer..... Forever...


Monica Lewinsky virus..........Sucks all the memory out of your computer.

Ronald Reagan virus.............Saves your data, but forgets where it is
stored. 

Mike Tyson virus....................Quits after one byte.

Lorena Bobbit virus...............Turns your hard disk into a 3.5 inch
floppy. 

Dr. Jack Kevorkian virus....... Searches your hard drive for old files
and deletes them. 

Ellen Degeneres virus............Your IBM suddenly claims it's a MAC

Titanic virus...........................Makes your whole computer go down

Disney virus...........................Everything in the computer goes
Goofy 

Prozac virus..........................Screws up your RAM but your
processor doesn't care 

Sharon Stone virus................Makes a huge initial impact, then you
orget it's there.

Tim Allen virus.......................Appears helpful, only to destroy
our hard drive upon contact.

Woody Allen virus..................Bypasses the motherboard and turns on
a daughter card.

Saddam Hussein virus............Won't let you into any of your programs.

Tonya Harding virus...............Turns your .BAT files into lethal
weapons 

George Michaels virus............Runs its course, occasionally releasing
excess data buildup. 

Joey Buttafuoco virus.............Only attacks minor files

X-files virus.............................All your Icons start shape
shifting 

Spice Girl virus.......................Has no real function, but makes a
pretty desktop. 

AT&T virus..............................Every 3 minutes it tells you
what great service you are getting. 

Arnold Schwarzenegger virus..Terminates and stays resident. It'll be
back.