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Joke: July 31 - PLAYING MOMMY & DADDY
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PLAYING MOMMY & DADDY
- Submitted by 2bde-mkt
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Ten year old Johnny rushes home from school. He invades
the fridge and is scooping out some cherry vanilla ice cream
when his mother enters the kitchen.
She says, "Put that away, Johnny. You can't have ice cream
now. It's too close to supper time. Go outside and play."
Johnny whimpers and says, "There's no one to play with."
Trying to placate him, she says,
"OK. I'll play with you. What do you want to play?"
He says, "I wanna play Mommie and Daddy." Trying not
to register surprise and a bit confused about what her 10 year
old son was learning in school, she decided to appease him, by
saying, "Fine, I'll play. What do I do?"
Johnny says, "You go up to the bedroom and lie down."
Figuring that she can easily control the situation, Mom goes
upstairs. Johnny, feeling a bit cocky, swaggers down the hall
and opens the utility closet. He dons his fathers old fishing
hat. As he starts up the stairs he notices a cigarette butt
in the ashtray on the end table. He picks it up and slips it
in the corner of his mouth. At the top of the stairs he moves
to the bedroom doorway.
Really confused, and now even a bit worried, his mother raises
her head and says, "What do I do now?"
In a gruff manner, Johnny says, "Get your butt downstairs and
get that kid some ice cream!"
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