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corporate chain

If you have been in corporate America, you know how this works.
In the beginning was the Plan.
And then came the Assumptions.
And the Assumptions were without form,.
And the Plan was without substance.
And darkness was upon the face of the Workers.

And they spoke among themselves, saying, "It is a bucket of doo-doo,
and it stinketh,." And the Workers went unto their Supervisors and
said, "It is a pail of dung, and none may abide the odor thereof." And
the Supervisors went unto their Managers, saying, "It is a container
of excrement and it is very strong, such that none may abide it." And
the Managers went unto their Directors, saying, "It is a vessel of
fertilizer, and none may abide its strength" And the Directors spoke
amongst themselves, saying one to another, "It contains that which
aids plant growth, and it is very strong." The Directors then went
unto the Vice Presidents, saying unto them, "It promotes growth, and
it is very powerful." And the Vice Presidents went unto the President,
saying unto him, "This new plan will actively promote the growth and
vigor of the company, with powerful effects." And the President looked
upon the Plan, and saw that it was good. And the Plan became Policy. 
This is how SHIT HAPPENS.