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Joke: Jan 31/Feb 1 - Great Signs!
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January 31 / February 1, 1998
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Yesterday's 10 types of boyfriends did obviously well with our
female jokesters - although we found the guys wondering where they
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GREAT SIGNS
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On a ski lift in Taos, NM:
'No jumping from the lift. Survivors will be prosecuted.'
-Neal Karasic
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Official sign near door: Door Alarmed.
Handprinted sign nearby: Window frightened.
- Janet LeResche
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HEY, Life is still not fair for the guys
Found in a restaurant in England:
Guys: No shirt, No service
Girls: No shirt, No charge
- KAT
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Road sign seen on the island of Cyprus
(translation of the Greek):
'Caution: Road Slippery from Grapejuice'
- sglass
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A sign advertising a Company wide skiing race
Let's see who can go downhill the fastest
-Terri Higinbothom
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Sign in King's Canyon in California.
'Slow Parking Ahead'
William H.
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MORE OF AN AD THAN A SIGN, but...
A billboard seen next to the highway, travelling from
Johannesburg International Airport into town.
An Ad for BMW showing a photo of a BMW 328i convertible with the
roof and all the windows down.
The caption reads:' Our hardware runs better without WINDOWS!!!'
- Theo Coetzee
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Two signs found on top of one another in a country
kitchen several years ago:
restrooms
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Please wait for hostess to seat you.
- Brian Mahler
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Sign in front of church in Montpelier, VT:
Bingo Friday night at 8:00pm
Quickies Thursday at 7:30pm.
- Kirsten Duell
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Seen in a health food store_
" Shoplifters will be beaten over the head with an organic carrot "
- AEM13
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If you're smoking, you'd better be on fire.
- Stacey Konowitz
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"Children left unattended will be towed at parents expense."
- SP Pirate
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I went to a little hole in the wall restaurant:
the sign read: Women are not served here...
You have to bring your own.
- PENAG
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