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Acronyms (fwd)

Here's a little something I received from someone at Uni...

> Hi there....I thought you might find these acronyms of interest....
> PCMCIA - People Can't Memorise Computer Industry Acronyms
> DOS - Defunct Operating System
> Basic - Bill's Attempt To Seize Industry Control
> IBM - I Blame Microsoft
> Macintosh - Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs
> Pentium - Produces Erroneous Numbers Through Incorrect Understanding Of
> Mathematics
> MIPS - Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed
> Windows - Will Install Needless Data On Whole System
> Microsoft - Most Intelligent Customers Realise Our Software Only Fools
> Teenagers
> Apple - Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity
> :)

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