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Subject: humor 2000: Valentine's Day
From: Nick Brown <nbrown@calpoly.edu>
Date: Mon, 14 Feb 2000 07:41:23 -0700
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Today's Anagrams for:  "Valentine's Day"
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Anagrams for Valentine's Day:
   credit: C.Werst

	  Date any snivel
	  Lady is an event
	  Lad teensy vain


(Visa's mating call):
	  I lend a vast yen.
(pay off those balances!):
	  Let any Visa end.

(not a bad idea any time of the year):
	  Deny evil Satan!


Thanks, C.W..  And speaking of anagrams
for "Valentine's Day" how about ...

Sane and levity.	Dainty 'n' leaves
Style and naive.	Even lady saint
Nay, neat devils	Innately saved?
Enslave dainty!		Yes, valiant end!

Intend as a levy.	Vain delay sent.
Idly as an event.	Any valid tense.
Eyed, vain slant.	Dial any events.

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http://www.AnagramGenius.com/


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The Art Collector

A famous art collector is walking through the city when he notices a mangy
cat lapping milk from a saucer in the doorway of a store and he does a
double take. He knows that the saucer is extremely old and very valuable,
so he walk casually into the store and offers to buy the cat for two
dollars.

The store owner replies, "I'm sorry, but the cat isn't for sale. The
collector says, "Please, I need a hungry cat around the house to catch
mice.  I'll pay you twenty dollars for that cat."

And the owner says "Sold," and hands over the cat. The collector continues,
"Hey, for the twenty bucks I wonder if you could throw in that old saucer.
The cat's used to it and it'll save me from having to get a dish."

And the owner says, "Sorry buddy, but that's my lucky saucer.  So far this
week I've sold sixty-eight cats."
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When planning your Valentine's Day outing,
consider the new restaurant on the moon.
It has great food, but no atmosphere.
			T. Gunther

Making that special meal at home?
When you go to the grocery store
be sure to take lettuce from the top
of the stack, or heads will roll!




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