humor 2000: Birthday Party Games

[Nick Brown <nbrown@polymail.cpunix.calpoly.edu>]

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	If you are going to try
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	start with a small country.


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This is Nick's 56's birthday,
so perhaps it makes sense to
share these party games:
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 TOP 8 OLD FOLKS PARTY GAMES

 1. Sag, You're It!

 2. Pin the Toupee on the Bald Guy

 3. 20 Questions Shouted into your Good Ear

 4. Kick the Bucket.

 5. Red Rover, Red Rover, the Nurse Says Bend Over

 6. Simon Says Something Incoherent

 7. Spin the Bottle of Mylanta

 8. Musical Recliners

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But instead of having fifty people over to my house for a birthday party, I
plan to listen to fifty (50!) different arrangements of "Happy Birthday To
You", available on a recently purchased CD.
	[see: http://www.TheBirthdayCD.com/ ]
My favorites include the Chopin version, African (reminds me of Lion
King!), Surfin', Mexican, Polka, Ragtime, Dixieland, Bluegrass, and Gothic.
I have no connection with the manufacturers of this $10 CD, but I like it!
	[see: http://www.TheBirthdayCD.com/ ]


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