humor 2000: The Shortest Line

[Nick Brown <nbrown@polymail.cpunix.calpoly.edu>]

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What's the shortest distance between two jokes?
A straight line!
                     buh-duh--BUM!


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Today's Anagram:  Accord not in it == Contradiction
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Amazing Factoids from the "Year 2000 Doodle and Fact Calendar"
      --- just for fun --- these may not be true! ---

Good News:  A human baby can grow up to
            3/4 of an inch in a single day.
Bad News:   Only a few thousand of them will grow
            tall enough to play in the National League

Good News:  Bird lovers love flamingos.
Bad News:   With annual U.S. sales of over 500,000 plastic flamingos
            the ratio of plastic flamingos to real ones is 700 to 1.

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THE QUESTION HAS BEEN ANSWERED!!
So there's this company that puts on what they call
"Lunch and Learn" seminars for the employees during
lunchtime. These deal with a variety of physical and
mental health issues. Last week, this flier came around:
        LUNCH AND LEARN SEMINAR:
      WHO'S CONTROLLING YOUR LIFE?
(Get your manager's permission before attending)



HOMOGRAPHS: same spelling, but ....
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How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?
I spent last evening evening out a pile of dirt.
I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.
They sent a sewer down to stitch the tear in the sewer line.
I hope that you are content with the content of this message.
 		http://www.cybersalt.org/cleanlaugh



= = = = = = = = = = = = =  WHAT'S THAT? = = = = = = = = = = = = =

	Tricia Havens submitted this sentence, which
	makes sense with the proper inflection.  Try it!

		"The teacher said that that 'that'
		 that that student used was correct."

= = = = = = = = = = = = =  THAT'S THAT! = = = = = = = = = = = = =


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