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humor 2000: Are You From Indiana?
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Today's Anagram: "Desperation" == "A Rope Ends It"
(This is not a recommended course of action!!)
My grandmother started walking five miles a day when
she was 60. She's 97 now & we don't know where she is.
You know you are from Indiana when:
You own only three spices - salt, pepper and ketchup
You design your Halloween costumes to fit over a snowsuit
You have more miles on your snow blower than your car
You have 10 favorite recipes for venison
Home Depot on any Saturday is busier than
the toy stores at Christmas
You've taken your kids trick-or-treating in a blizzard
Driving is better in the winter because
the potholes get filled with snow
You think everyone from the city has an accent
You owe more money on your snowmobile than your car
The local paper covers national and international
headlines on 1 page, but requires 6 pages for sports
Your snow blower gets stuck on the roof
You think the start of deer hunting season is a national holiday
Summer takes place the second week of July (and it still rains!)
You find -20F a little chilly
The trunk of your car doubles as a deep freezer
You attended a formal event in your best clothes, your
finest jewelry and your snowmobile boots
Shoveling the driveway constitutes a great upper body workout
You know the 4 seasons: Winter, Still Winter,
Almost Winter, and Road Construction
The municipality buys a Zamboni before a bus
You drink "Vernors" and play "Euchre".
You actually 'get' these jokes, and forward
them to all your Indiana friends.
Thanks to: Heather S.
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