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humor: nov 23 -- Thanksgiving Cookbook (?)
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Thanksgiving Cookbook
by Mrs. Geraghty's Kindergarten Class
NOTE: Mrs. Geraghty will not
be responsible for medical bills
resulting from use of her cookbook.
Russell -- Turkey: You cut the turkey up and put it in the oven for ten
minutes and 300 degrees. You put gravy on it and eat it.
Geremy -- Turkey: You buy the turkey and take the paper off. Then you
put it in the refrigerator and take it back out and cut it with a knife
and make sure all the wires are out and take out the neck and heart.
Then you put it in a big pan and cook it for half an hour at 80
degrees. Then you invite people over and eat.
Andrew -- Pizza: Buy some dough, some cheese and pepperoni. Then you
cook it for 10 hours at 5 degrees. Then you eat it.
Shelby -- Applesauce: Go to the store and buy some apples, and then you
squish them up. Then you put them in a jar that says, "Applesauce."
Then you eat it.
Meghan H. -- Turkey: You cut it into 16 pieces and then you leave it in
the oven for 15 minutes and 4 degrees. You take it out and let it cool
and then after 5 minutes, then you eat it.
Danny -- Turkey: You put some salt on it to make it taste good. Then
you put it in the oven. Then you cook it for an hour at 5 degrees.
Then you eat it.
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Brandon -- Turkey: First you buy it at Fred Meyer. Then you cut it up
and cook it for 15 hours at 200 degrees. Then you take it out and eat
it.
Megan K -- Chicken: You put it in the oven for 25 minutes and 25
degrees and put gravy on it and eat it.
Christa -- Cookies: Buy some dough and smash it and cut them out. Then
put them in the oven for 2 hours at 100 degrees. Then take them out and
dry them off. Then it's time to eat them.
Irene -- Turkey: Put it on a plate and put it in the oven with gravy.
You cook it for 1 minute and for 100 degrees. Then it's all cooked.
Your mom or dad cuts it and then eat.
Moriah -- Turkey: First you cut the bones out. Then you put it in the
oven for 10 hours at 600 degrees. Then you put it on the table and eat
it.
Vincent -- Turkey: You cut and put sauce on it. Then you cook it for
18 minutes at 19 degrees. Then you eat it with stuffing.
Jordyn -- Turkey: First you have to cut it up and put it on a plate in
the oven for 9 minutes and 18 degrees. Then you dig it out of the oven
and eat it.
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Grace -- Turkey: First you add some salt. Then you put it in a bowl.
Then you put brown sugar on it. Then you mix it all together with a
spoon and then you add some milk and mix it again. And then you put it
in a pan. Then you put it in the oven for 15 minutes and 16 degrees.
Then you take it out of the oven and then you eat it.
Alan -- Turkey: First you shoot it and then you cut it. And then you
put it in the oven and cook it for 10 minutes and 20 degrees. You put
it on plates and then you eat it.
Jordan Salvatore -- Turkey: First you put it in the oven for 15 minutes
at 100 degrees. Then you cut it up and then you eat it.
Jordan Simons -- Chocolate Pudding: Buy some chocolate pudding mix.
Then you add the milk. Then you add the pudding mix. Then you stir
it. Then you put it in the refrigerator and wait for it to get hard.
Then you eat it.
Whitney -- Turkey: Cut it and put it in the oven for 50 minutes at 60
degrees and then you eat it.
Jason -- Chicken Pie: Put the chicken in the pot and put the salad and
cheese and mustard and then you mix it all together. Then put chicken
sauce and stir it all around again. Then you cook it for 5 minutes at 9
degrees. Then you eat it.
Ivette -- Banana Pie: You buy some bananas and crust. Then you mash
them up and put them in the pie. Then you eat it.
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Christopher -- Pumpkin Pie: First you buy a pumpkin and smash it. Then
it is all done. And you cook it in the oven for 12 minutes and 4
degrees. Then you eat it.
Christine -- Turkey: First you buy the turkey. Then you cook it for 5
hours and 5 degrees. Then you cut it up and you eat it.
Ashley -- Chicken: Put it in the oven. Then cut it up. Then I eat it.
Jennie -- Corn: My mom buys it. Then you throw it. Then you cook it.
Then you eat it.
Jordan -- Cranberry Pie: Put cranberry juice in it. Then you put
berries in it. Then you put dough in it. Then you bake it. Then you
eat it.
Adam -- Pumpkin Pie: First you put pumpkin seeds in it. Put it in a
pan and bake it at 5 degrees for 6 minutes. Then take it out and eat
it.
Jarryd -- Deer Jerky: Put it in the oven overnight at 20 degrees. Then
you go hunting and bring it with you. Then you eat it.
Christina -- Turkey: Get the turkey. Put it in the oven. Cook it for
43 minutes at 35 degrees. Put it on a plate, cut it up, then eat it.
Joplyn -- Apple Pie: Take some apples, mash them up. Take some bread
and make a pie with it. Get some dough and squish it. Shape the dough
into a pie shape. Put the apples in it. Then bake it at 9 degrees for
15 minutes.
Isabelle -- Spaghetti: Put those red things in it. Then put the
spaghetti in it. Then cook it in the oven for 2 minutes at 8 degrees.
Bailey -- Chicken: Put pepper and spices on it. Cook for one hour at
60 degrees. Then eat it.
Nicholas -- White and Brown Pudding: First you read the wrapper. Get a
piece of water. Stir. Then you eat it.
Sean -- Turkey: Put it in the oven for 5 minutes at 55 degrees. Take
it out and eat it.
Lauren -- Turkey: First you find a turkey and kill it. Cut it open.
Put it in a pan. Pour milk in the pan. Put a little chicken with it.
Put salsa on it. Take out of pan. Put it on the board. Cut into
little pieces. Put on a rack. Put in the oven for 7 minutes at 10
degrees. Take out of the oven and put eensy weensy bit of sugar on it.
Put a little more salsa on it. Then you eat it.
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Olivia -- Corn: Get hot water and put on stove. Wait for 8 minutes.
Put corn in. Then put it on a plate. Then eat.
Siera -- Pumpkin Pie: Get some pumpkin and dough for the crust. Get
pumpkin pie cinnamon. Cook it for 20 minutes at 10 degrees.
Kayla -- Turkey: Buy it. Take it home. Then you cook it. Put it in
the oven for 1 hour. Take it out of the oven. Put it on a plate. Then
you eat it.
Tommy -- Pumpkin Pie: Get a pumpkin. Cook it. Eat it.
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