[humorix] Fwd: Re: Fw: Old jokes retold (fwd) (fwd)

[Satya <satyap@bom2.vsnl.net.in>]

>One day, Eris calls Linus Torvalds and Bill Gates to her and tells them
>that they're the two most important people in the world and so she's
>telling them the world will end tomorrow.
>
>They shrug with a distracted air (Torvalds was working on this really
>weird swap space problem, and Bill was wondering what to buy next) and
>return to their homes.
>
>A while later, Bill calls all his top executives together and tells them,
>"I have some good news and some great news. The good news is that Eris
>thinks I'm one of the most important people in the world, and the great
>news is that we won't have to worry about Y2K!"
>
>Around the same time, this email shows up on comp.os.linux.misc:
>"I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is that I got
>that swap problem fixed, and the bad news is that we have to get kernel
>2.4 out by December!"
>

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