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Re: [humorix] Fwd: Re: Fw: Old jokes retold (fwd) (fwd)
At 11:29 PM 12/4/1999 +0530, you wrote:
>>One day, Eris calls Linus Torvalds and Bill Gates to her and tells them
>>that they're the two most important people in the world and so she's
>>telling them the world will end tomorrow.
>>They shrug with a distracted air (Torvalds was working on this really
>>weird swap space problem, and Bill was wondering what to buy next) and
>>return to their homes.
>>A while later, Bill calls all his top executives together and tells them,
>>"I have some good news and some great news. The good news is that Eris
>>thinks I'm one of the most important people in the world, and the great
>>news is that we won't have to worry about Y2K!"
>>Around the same time, this email shows up on comp.os.linux.misc:
>>"I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is that I got
>>that swap problem fixed, and the bad news is that we have to get kernel
>>2.4 out by December!"
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