Fw: FW: [Fwd: @ Support Your Techie @]

["Brennon Davies" <brdavies@globalcenter.net>]

>rubin wrote:
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>Tech Support: "OK Bob, let's press the control and escape keys at
>the same time.  That brings up a task list in the middle of the screen.
>Now type the letter 'P' to bring up the Program Manager."
>Customer: "I don't have a 'P'."
>Tech Support: "On your keyboard, Bob."
>Customer: "What do you mean?"
>Tech Support: "'P' on your keyboard, Bob."
>Customer: "I'm not going to do that!"
>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>Overheard in a computer shop:
>Customer: "I'd like a mouse mat, please."
>Salesperson: "Certainly sir, we've got a large variety."
>Customer: "But will they be compatible with my computer?"
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>I once received a fax with a note on the bottom to fax the document
>back to the sender when I was finished with it,......because he
>needed to keep it.
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>Customer: "Can you copy the Internet for me on this diskette?"
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>I work for a local ISP. Frequently we receive phone calls that go
>something like this:
>Customer: "Hi. Is this the Internet?"
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>Some people pay for their online services with checks made
>payable to "The Internet."
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>Customer: "So that'll get me connected to the Internet, right?"
>Tech Support: "Yeah."
>Customer: "And that's the latest version of the Internet, right?"
>Tech Support: "Uhh...uh...uh...yeah."
>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>Tech Support: "All right...now double-click on the File Manager
>icon."
>Customer: "That's why I hate this Windows -- because of the icons
>--I'm a Protestant, and I don't believe in icons."
>Tech Support: "Well, that's just an industry term sir. I don't
>believe it was meant to --"
>Customer: "I don't care about any 'Industry Terms'. I don't believe
>in icons."
>Tech Support: "Well...why don't you click on the 'little picture' of
>a file cabinet...is 'little picture' OK?"
>Customer: [click]
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>
>..........from Rodney and Cath
>
>ý's joke list
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