humor: jul 09 -- It's So Hot in Texas ...

["Tim Treaster" <tim@bytewaresys.com>]

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It's so hot in Texas ......
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.....the birds have to use pot holders to pull
worms out of the ground.

.....the potatoes cook underground and all you have
to do to have lunch is to pull one out and add butter,
salt and pepper.

.....Farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to
keep them from laying hard boiled eggs.



It's so dry in Texas...
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... the cows are giving evaporated milk.
... the trees are whistlin' for the dogs.
... a sad Texan once prayed, "I wish it would rain.
Not so much for me, 'cuz I've seen it -- but for my 7-year-old."
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		Contributed to Andychaps by  <<EEYORELULU@aol.com>>



Three Wishes

A Nebraskan, a Texan and an Okie are out walking together one day.  They
come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it.  "I will give you each
one wish, that's three wishes total" says the Genie.

The Nebraskan says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will
also farm.  I want the land to be forever fertile in Nebraska."  With a
blink of the Genie's eye, 'FOOM' the land in Nebraska was forever made
fertile for farming.

The Texan was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around Texas, so that no
foreigners can come into our precious state."  Again, with a blink of the
Genie's eye, 'POOF' there was a huge wall around Texas.

The Okie asks, "I'm very curious.  Please tell me more about this wall."
The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 150 feet high, 50 feet thick and
completely surrounds the state.  Nothing can get in or out."

The Okie says, "Fill it up with water."


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