humor: may 11 -- Reigning Cats and Dogs

[Nick Brown <nbrown@polymail.cpunix.calpoly.edu>]

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Thanks to Lovisa Kamenoff for this
most interesting comparison!

What is a cat?
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- Cats do what they want.
- They rarely listen to you.
- They are totally unpredictable.
- When you want to play, they want to be alone.
- When you want to be alone, they want to play.
- They expect you to cater to their every whim.
- They are moody.
- They leave hair everywhere.
- They drive you nuts and cost an arm and a leg.

Conclusion:   Cats are tiny women in fur coats.

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What is a dog?
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- Dogs lie around all day, sprawled on the most comfortable
  piece of furniture in the house.
- They can hear a package of food opening half a block away,
  but they don't hear you when you are in the same room.
- They growl when they are not happy.
- When you want to play, they want to play.
- When you want to be alone, they want to play.
- They are great at begging.
- They will love you forever if you rub their tummies.
- They leave their toys everywhere.
- They do disgusting things with their mouths and then
  try to give you a kiss.

Conclusion:    Dogs are little men in fur coats

		[no idea of source; forwarded
		 thru e-mail from a friend]

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