humor: jun 15 -- REBUS LIST 01

[Nick Brown <nbrown@polymail.cpunix.calpoly.edu>]

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A rebus is a representation of words
in the form of pictures or symbols,
often presented as a puzzle.

For example.....   GI    FT
represents the phrase "parting gift".

So if you are in the mood, try these.
 [ a fixed-width font might help ]


1:	MUM


2:	JOB IN JOB


3:	K   K   WORD
	C   C   WORD
	U   U   WORD
	T   T   WORD
	S   S


		ALL
4:	GRATIS	ALL   ALL
		ALL


5:   R E V I R D T A E S


       T  A  K  E
6:   --------------
        B  I  D


7:   H O M E
     A
     T


8:  LE GAL


9.    HEAD   SHOULDERS
    LEGS   ARMS   TORSO
     TOES FEET ANKLES


10.   SCISAB  SCISAB


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              BUMPER STICKER SNICKERS

Improve mail delivery - mail the postal workers their pay

Are you illiterate?  Write to us for a free booklet.

Why bother phoning a psychic...let them phone you!

Today's subliminal message is
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1: "Mum's the word!"
   (too simple, huh?)

2: In between jobs.

3: Too stuck up for words.
   (two stuck up four words)
   yeah, should be "stucks" but ...

4: Free for (four) all!

5: Back Seat Driver

6: Takeover bid

7: Home is where you hang your hat

8: Legal separation

9: Head and shoulders above the rest.

10: Back to basics

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