humor: jun 16 -- Did you hear about the

[Nick Brown <nbrown@polymail.cpunix.calpoly.edu>]

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Did you hear about the...
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	Paper company that folded?

Brake company on the skids?

	Black Rock group - now defunked?

Brick company that went to the wall?

	Industrial Cleaners that are washed out?

Balloon company - a victim of inflation?

	Contractor for bridges which collapsed?

Surgeon who was forced to take a cut in his salary?

	Cigarette company that went up in smoke?

Refrigerator manufacturer that had its assets frozen?

	Baker who was short of dough?

Radio manufacturers that had to appoint a Receiver?

	Corset firm that felt the squeeze?

Upholsterers that couldn't cover their costs?

	Pool equipment suppliers that took a dive?

Adhesive tape company that got into a sticky situation?

	Bowling pin manufacturer hit by strikes?

Tennis ball manufacturer that ended up in court?

	Downfall of the bungee suppliers?


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